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Morgan

iyannamama:

http://instagram.com/annayi.s

"Marry someone who lets you have a bite of their brownie, even when you said you weren’t hungry. Marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. Marry someone who kisses your nose on a cold day. Marry someone who you can watch Disney movies with. Marry someone who is proud of you whether you earn £5 a week or £5,000 a week. Marry someone who you can tell everything to. Marry someone who isn’t afraid or embarrassed to hold your hand in public. Marry someone who lets you take over when decorating a cake. Marry someone who you can spend the day in Ikea with without feeling stressed. Marry someone who wraps you up inside their coat in the winter. Marry someone who accepts your fears and phobias. Marry someone who gives you butterflies every time you hear their key in the door. Marry someone who you don’t always have to shave your legs for. Marry someone who accepts you all day every day, even when you don’t look or feel your best. Marry someone who puts three sugars in your tea, despite telling them “just the two”. Marry someone who doesn’t judge you when you eat your body weight in cookies. Marry someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone, because you know they will reply. Marry someone who waits with you to get on the train. Marry someone who understands that you need to be alone sometimes. Marry someone who gets on well with your parents and isn’t uptight about family events. Marry someone who calms you down when you get mad about stupid stuff, and never tells you it’s “only stupid stuff”. Marry someone who makes you want to be a better person. Marry someone who makes you laugh. Marry someone who you love. Marry your soulmate, your lover, your best friend."

- (via forever-and-alwayss)

(Source: the-taintedtruth, via slacked)

sosa-parks:

I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge

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castielsteenwolf:

feliciahardy:

The worst part about this thing with Jennifer Lawrence is that she’s the victim here and yet she’ll be expected to apologize

Realest thing i’ve heard

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actionables:

How I classify my internet friends:

  1. same timezones - cool, timezone buddies
  2. 1-2 hours difference - so close yet so far away
  3. anything else - FUCK WHERE YOU LIVE???? WE WILL NEVER MEET I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO HUG YOU OR PLAYFULLY KICK YOU IN THE SHIN OR CALL YOU A LOSER TO YOUR FACE

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cheppo:

thewholocked:

cheppo:

cheppo:

GUYS I WAS HALF ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER AT 2AM LAST NIGHT AND I THOUGHT OF THIS AMAZING JOKE ARE YO U READY

Why do bagels have hollow centers?

Why?

because they’re part of a hOLESOME BREAKFAST OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

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townsvillain:

pesterlogs:

calm the F down

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kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

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bonesdry:

benfoldsone:

AST BEST

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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